This just in... I can't cook.
Michelle's Recipe for SUPER HARD boiled eggs:
1. Fill perfectly good pan with water.
2. Add eggs.
3. Place on stove on medium high.
4. Distract yourself with something for the next two hours.
5. Remove from stove when eggs start exploding and smoke alarms start going off.
6. Toss pan and eggs in the trash.
Nutritional information: Zero calories, Zero carbs, Zero Fat (unless you are gross and actually eat them)
I won't be adding this to my Bitchin' Kitchen!